a skilled member of anonymous orginization writing a hello world

Hello, World! is a complex algorithm intended to greet intelligent lifeforms capable of basic English. So far only a handful of implementations have been successfully written to perform this task.

Hello World example

Due to the sheer complexity and verbosity of the code required to write Hello World, it cannot be displayed here in one page due to it exceeding far beyond the 16GB RAM the average Dell owner has (even though they don't use any of it past like 2GB fucking shills)

People capable of writing Hello World

The following people can successfully write a Hello World after rigerious training for approximatly 84 Years:

  • Indians
  • 12 Year Olds
  • 20 Year Old Collage Graduates
  • You

People incapable of writing Hello World

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