C Octothorpe

Andy, the mascot of C#

C# (alternatively spelled C Octothorpe due to technical limitations) is an esoteric programming language. It was designed to be a parody of Java, however, due to Java being the alpha and omega of bad languages, this feat proved to be impossible, so C# was designed to be better than Java.

Even though C# can be run on any operating system with Mono installed, using C# has been known to infect users with Windowsism. If you see someone using C#, it's a fair assumption to suspect them of being a Windows user, and you should quickly douse them in holy water.

Hello World

using EntireOS;

class FartApp {
   static public google fart virtualboy int Main(yugioh y) {
       Microsoft.Net.Local.CurrentLocation.Algorithm.Shit.SteveBallmer.Anime.DivideByZero();
       return -1;
   }
}